May 2012
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Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?
sodamnrelatable:
( ) Because we have no social life.
( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.
(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.
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Random fact (not) about me #7
loubird7:
meiilan:
In norse mythology Loki had quite a lively sex life. Not only did he have children with his wife Sigyn, the giantess Angrboda and the stallion Svadilfari. He also had the habit of changing into a beautiful Maiden and seducing Midgardian men. There used to be a lot of men, especially black smith and druids, who claimed to be offsprings of Loki.
Yo momma jokes just...
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myphenomeniall-life:
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crumblinlikepastries:
i can’t do this stop oh my
honestly crying right now omg.
This is real talent.
Never not reblogging
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS
forever in love with this video
OMG!! :O
I died.
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jim: hello?
sebastian: is this a bad time?
jim: yes of course it is, what do you want?
sebastian: that kitten came back to our flat. i've decided you can keep it.
jim: SAY THAT AGAIN. say that again, and know, that if you are lying to me, i will find you, and i will skin you.
sebastian: if you don't come home with cat supplies in the next half hour i'm using it for target practice.
jim: WAIT.
jim: sorry, wrong day to die.
sherlock: oh, did you get a better offer?
jim: you'll be hearing from me, sherlock.
jim: if you have what you say you have, i'll make you rich. if you don't, i'll make you into shoes.
sebastian: i already have access to your bank account, and you have enough shoes. just come home before this cat pees on the rug.
jim: i'm just trying to act cool, i'm with sherlock and john. okay they're gone. what should we name it?
siriused:
if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry
i’m confused too
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Reblog if you open Tumblr by pressing "t" and...
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sodamnrelatable:
I wouldn’t know
It’s my homepage
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English: I love you
Spanish: Te amo
Italian: Ti amo
Russian: Я люблю тебя
German: Ich liebe dich
French: Je t'aime
Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?